omg i did it.

sorry but mjjc….it’s not happening anymore.

ur in bed w/ aeg and sony. DIGNITY NOT DOLLARS.

make it MELLO

we talking about mj fans…um keep it real mothafuckaz…..aeg is shit, phillips is shit, thome thome…wtf? dileo fuck a duck

gail is a felix….tha cat that turned into a rat.

I MISS HIM

So I just got back from El Lay…..glad to be home  but not really.  I miss him.  We were going to London, we should be there right now. I should be getting drunk w/ the Gaz man and throwing Shaun against the wall in my interpretation of  ‘Beat It’

I was at work when I got the news. found out at 2:30 he passed. it was confirmed a few hrs later to the rest of the world.  I feel like a part of me died, I was in a haze.  It didn’t seem real, we were packing for ur concert and now we have to pack for ur funeral.

I’m looking at sites that used to bash my friend and now they’re acknowledging the things he claimed and said.  Apparently now he did have vitiligo.  He did do a lot for charity.  He was the King Of Pop, and did you know…..Thriller was an amazing album?  I don’ thave it, i think it may be a new release, i must go and pick it up.  have u ever heard of ‘lady in mylife?’ apparently it’s a good song.

My feet got cold last night because Diane Dimond defending michael jackson!  she said he wasn’t gay.  Nancy grace said it didn’t matter about the allegatoins against him anymore. that time was passed and we must focus on who DID THIS TO HIM.  has hell frozen over?  even perez, after his celebu-friends went off on him, i sshowing pitty and sadness.

 

mediatakeout is now the jackson vigilante site and they’re determined to track down what happened….and dlisted? he’s actually being nice. it’s cool to wear a Michael shirt now. my cousin and I were at the memorial. we did other stuff but that’s for our memories and hearts only.  he was asked countless times where he got his shirts.  he had them…u know, BEFORE  THE 25TH! 

 

we loved him and supported him life and we honoured him in death. I miss my friend, i will forever miss that smile and that goofy ass grin, the jokes and the outfits (lawd hammercy), but most of all, i’ll miss his presence.  the world seems a bit darker now that it’s shining light is gone. only now will they talk about his charity work and his humanitarian efforts, only now will they acknowledge he was a great father and only now will they look at him w/ the empathy that they should’ve had before he passed.

 

i only hope that he can see now, just how much he was loved and that he knows we’re steady laughing at all the fools who doubted him.  they’ll never get the excitement of an mj appearance or wonder if he’ll come to an awards show or when he’s gonna release a new album. that  was all for us so to those that were there when the magic was being made…i salute u!

 

we are the dreamers of dreams…the magic and music makers….I LOVE U MORE, SHITTY!

 

-kd soso deaf

Nappy Meals.

so i’ll  have that on my menu…available to bobbette jones..the dead one and the real one…romaine lettuce cuz her yaki’s never fierce…beyaki also known as bedon’tsay…beyonce? u don’t say?! lol

 

oh, and um….that bitch at the trial w/ green huurrrrr…carmella…sad

OH WENUEL

IT’S OKAY TO SAY ‘WHATNOT’ and ur right, u don’t overuse it…

and the last time u said it? about two seconds ago so im doing this be nice…love me enough already?

woot woot to tha scooterboot

Ode to Tha Turkey!

Oh my god, Turkey u r a life saver….for years you’ve been thrust to the bottom of the food yummy chain on a scale of deliciousness….it’s sad to see  you only appreciated on Turkey Day where those who claim to be thankful can’t hardley even see how rad u truly are.

 

Turkey, I don’t eat pork…swine ain’t a friend of mine and I’ve been told I’m missing out.  But whatever I crave from the swine, oh mighty Turkey you’ve become for me…

 

want peperoni?  the turkey will be there…..

 

want ham?  the turkey will be that as well….

 

how about bacon?  You ain’t right, dawg, the turkey will be that, too…

 

and let us all cry a bit cuz the white folks have now realized how good turkey is for u, healthwise so a fellow by the name of Jimmy Dean has finally allowed my good friend Turkey to be in it’s instant meals….there is now a turkey and egg white potato scramble bowl….a fast heat up turkey/egg white crossaint….awesome healthy conscious melanin deprived folks….but however it happened, im glad the turkey finally got it’s recognition.

 

turkey peperoni, turkey bacon, turkey ham, turkey sausauge…oh turkey, please don’t think we don’t like u just how u are.  sometimes, u can be just plain turkey!

 

oh and if you could, tell pork that I’m looking for him…it’s about that one flu….

awwwwwwww

how u post pictures up in this bitch?

YO

what if we were like a cartoon and the Simpson’s were real?

 

bands i like

NIRVANA BEST.BAND.EVER

green day before american idiot…I HATE FOLLOWERS

the moldy peaches

good charlotte before they got famous

hed (PE)

Mest before  tony stabbed someone

Cold (before they broke up)

Hanson (STFU)

                      Rappers or groups that are rad

 

Digable planets (im drunk, did i spell it right?)

Lil Wayne (listen to Georgia Bush before u open ur mouf)

Luda (phat rabbit)

Mos Def (initely)

Talib Kweli

Common
Kanye before the ego

Jermaine Dupri (fuck u, he got some good shit, pick up instructions)

Busta (cuz we all got a lil Arab in us)

                                             Artists that are kick ass

Any jackson that AIN’T Randy  (american idol or otherwise) or jermaine….grease box

Jon Legend

Anthony Hamilton

AKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

Robin thicke

sam cooke

 

                                    OVERATED

Black eyed peas

Timberlake

Timberland

Lilly Allen

Spiedi

Paris Hilton

Peaches Geldof, go overdose already shit.

Robbie Williams

Robin Williams

Ursher, after we were done saying yea, u married sasquatch

vanessa Bryant

Rhianna and her damn fivehead

Sex

                          NOT OVERRATED

Me

My friends

My dog

Rockstars the drink

Red Bull

Shoelaces

Gum

Blue Mountain Dew

Febreeze

Pillows

Kick ass comforters

Sex

People

Chairs

Disability awareness

Charities

This Blog

the universe

Peep Into My Mind Fo’ a Second

Like, I totally had like, totally a lot of friggin rockstars! like omg!

 

it’s funny how people can type and u formulate a thought about them instantly. how they are, what they look like, how they dress….uknow, things like that.  actually, there are linguist who study just  that.  maybe they got they ass beat by some slow talkers in school or whatever.

I got a co-worker who loves to overuse the word “whatnot.” sorry but that’s no way to end a sentence.  You don’t come off smarter and real people know it’s just a sentence filler.  If u ain’t got nothing more to say, a period is a great way to end a sentence.

 

the people i cannot stand to be around

 

the antagonist…u remember this word from freshman english, right?  omg if you’re too stupid, skip to the bottom.  sorry dude but it’s not u agains tthe world. we’re not in narnia unless ur lazy sunday…but that’s another blog. back  to this  antagonistic bullshit, u may not be the villian but im the main character up in this bitch and u’re annoying me.  i reserve the right to make shortcuts in my typing….shut up!

 

the  whiner…..classic whiney ass bitches who whine about their bitchassness….need i say more?  u’ll never meet michael jackson.  your parents prolly really do hate u.  guyliner doesn’t work for everyone. take off the damn skinny jeans, ur not pete wentz…and for god’s sake take the hair out of ur fucking eyes.  u are a man…cuz whiney women are just bitchy…lol so act like one.  grow balls, get bigger pants, get a job, sweat a bit, and for the love of every thing electrovyce…NEON IS NOT A GOOD FASHION CHOICE!

 

the bitch…..omg i am not one.  so don’t even try to look for my picture.  people who are mean for no reason. i got tons of reasons to be mean….odd living situation, michael jackson’s dramatic ass drama, his dramatic damn fans…his fans, and shit, did i mention his fans?  life is amazing, every day you’re alive is a day someone isn’t.  respect that and be thankful for it. we spend so much time hurting those we love or just plain damn strangers, hold the door open fuckheads, that we lose sight of the bigger picture.  we’re all losers in our own little drama filled pathetic existence…it’s all in how we play it out. 

 

the douche…..look up shia.

SOCAL UR FUCKING STUPID AND UGLY….GROW UP, GET BALLS, STOP SUCKING THEM…ARI ARI…ABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH AND THEN A LIL PHASE MAY GROW UP….LOSER ASS F UCKS…AIN’T  Y’ALL LIKE 40 NOW?

 

people i love….u know, after the obligatory rap star thank u speech, my moms, my pops, my baby daddy,my baby and all my nukkas from the south side and shit

 

Hmmmm Mother u do so much for the community and it’s  a thankless job….thanx for keeping me in line for shit and all and if i get fired, im taking u with me….fuck it, we can be road dawgs and shit b ut i ain’t driving and hell naw i ain’t fishing.

 

Woof…..shit, the first time i talked w/ u u cussed me out.  love umore, lawd hammercy  but damn, i’d hate to be on ur bad side.  bad ass, sassy shit, finger snapper (u not the only one),and ass kicker never kisser….there’s a special lace front in the stars for u, i know they is!

 

Finger Snapper…..wee wee lol…..u too damn fine and u know it.  never afraid to tell it like it is, one of these days, ur realness may dawn on a few ‘fans’ but till then, i’ll just watch in awe and try to finger snap like u….bitch please! haha

 

well that’s really it. i don’t love a lot of people…but i do thank god for having those in my life that are in my life.  bad or good, this blog is for fun.  it’s also very cathartic for me and allows me to get it out here so i don’t go off in there…u know, the real world where my bubble no longer protect me….and those w/o a bubble…god help u all…..

 

this is fun…i think i need a nap

 

oh and if u read all of this, i guess i love u too cuz this was some essay shit!

Titties…..

Man, it ain’t whatchu think…this damn grilled chicken shit at KFC…so I was like, hell yea, i can eat chicken and not get like clogged arteries like the rest of my fam….da fuck?  Grilled chicken from KFC is wack if u like to eat and be FULL….it was so small. like eating a damn pigeon….

Peep this, their fried chicken breasts are HUGE so im like, well like them damn hot dogs say, when u grill them, they get plump…well not the damn chicken breasts….Apparently they got these chicken titties from the itty bitty titty committee and i was mad.  like, did they save all the small titty c hicken just for this knowing that if they fried them, they’d shrink even smaller?

 

Im so hot, i can’t even try to formulate a smart sounding sentence…diploma’s be damnmed…conjugate a verb?  i want some damn chicken i didn’t know i was at kfc’s honey we shrunk the damn tittys….and how do u spell titty?  is it tittie or titty?

 

ima open up my own joint called KD’s BIG ASS BUCKET OF CHICKEN….WHERE U CAN GET ALL SORTS OF SHIT LIKE BOMB ASS BIG TITTY CHICKEN.

 

i got the commercials and shit all planned out.  they can only air it tho on like BET on saturdays…right before church stuff comes on, u know how BET does…go all gospel and stuff but right before, like five minutes before, u see tittys and asses gyrating. i love BET! back to my commercials…

 

tired of tiny titties?  want something awesome in the palm of ur hand?  cheek hurt from being slapped by tiny tittied people?  come on down to KD’s Big Ass  Bucket of Chicken and get u some bomb ass Big Titty Chicken.

 

ain’t a breast man?  love the ass?  want some gravy on yo’ thighs?  come on down…everyone’s family at KD’s Big Ass  Bucket of Chicken…….

 

 

 

kfc’s bitch ass……try they grilled chicken drumsticks…..look for the astrik on the menu*

 

*chicken sold seperately….

 

 

 

kfc*

 

 

 

 

*the dumbest place to eat chicken…yo yo  yo till i open up my place, just take ur ass to Popeyes…and get on them too cuz they got rid of the damn shrimp po’boyz….and don’t get me started on church’s….

 

 

and yes, i do love my chicken. fuck w/ my chicken i smack ur children.

 

have a nice day